The Light at the End of the Tunnel :-

I thought I saw a light at the end of the tunnel, but it was only some bastard with a torch bringing me more work!

Another Week Ends :-

All targets met
All customers satisfied
All systems fully operational
All staff keen and well motivated
All pigs fed and ready to fly.

We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.  We have done so much with so little for so long, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

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